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bilboh:

one time in sixth grade this kid shouted “urethra” instead of “eureka”

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virginityonhigh:

can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner

(via musicfireandmyguitar)

deckitout:

deckitout:

MY LESBIAN GRANDMAS BOUGHT EACH OTHER THE SAME FLANNEL SHIRT FROM MACYS FOR CHRISTMAS IM CRYING

UPDATE: THEY BOTH AGREED ON NOT GIVING EACH OTHER GIFTS

(via sassy-robot-love)

ghoustly:


close enough haha

ghoustly:

close enough haha

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thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

(via sassy-robot-love)

okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

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beammeupsc0ttie:

Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”

beammeupsc0ttie:

Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”

(via sassy-robot-love)

somefagonyourdash:

humorking:

SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS

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"It is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a magazine of a woman without her top on at any 7-11 store. So, you can sell breasts, but you cannot wear breasts, in America."

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Violet Rose (via c-icatrix)

This is one of my favorite quotes about sexualization/objectification vs autonomy of female bodies bc it’s so succinct

(via platonicsbeforeerotics)

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mermaidinamanhole:

If Kristen Stewart can lose her job, risk losing her entire career, fanbase, and respect over cheating on her boyfriend, the fact that Chris Brown is still acknowledged and celebrated is a fucking crime. If you want a prime example of women’s inequality in the media, there it is.

(via timeless-love-songs)

I can see my relationship spiraling downward and coming to an end….

And sadly I don’t know if I want to save it or not….

#I need advice #boyfriend advice #i really do love him #but shit happens #i thought maybe it could be #guess not #i love him.... #i don't know what to do